Fruit Machine Chat

i was in a bookies at dinnertime, waiting for a mate putting his irish lottery numbers on.

i stood behind 5 people (including a staff member) watching the fobts..

chinese guy was playing roulette at £100 spin and two others playing fruits, one was playing on rainbow riches and all 3 pots were on £500, guy was playing it gambling all his wins (he got £30 spin in and a £5 while i was watching) to the maximum on the pie gamble.. losing every time...

after a minute or two my mate stood watching too..
the guy on rainbow ran out of money, and left, another guy was on it before he'd stood up! handful of coins goes in, YEAH YEAAH YEEEAAH on second spin!! gets silver pot for £500... prints ticket and laughs as hes walking towards the desk to cashout.

everyone says well done etc and i turn to leave, chuffed to see some 'action' whilst stood there(roulette guy hit some good numbers too)

anyway, i get to the door and my mates grabbed my top to stop me, motions towards the fobt screen and the next person on it has just got 5 leps.. we wait to see how far it goes, stops on £400.. which they collect, and press start and keep playing, second press after runs the pots in, gold pot, does jackpot sequence and then prints the ticket, 'ill play it down to a round amount'he says, 5 or 6 presses later a £12 win spins in, pie gamble to the max and it WINS! for about £60 (couldnt see the amount from where i was stood) bloke collects everything and goes to counter.. me and my mate and three others are at the door about to leave when the 1st bloke comes back in and pretty much runs to the empty fobt.... mustve been to the bank,

we left straight away, i didnt want to hear if anyone told him how much came out when he'd gone to the bank!!

these things are crazy... how can they do that much payout in one go?

Give him a year and he will be broke mate!!

The more you win on the rubbish means the pains worse when its all gone! I disagree with steve though! A year? More like a month on these things! :-)

I don't know Glendale, it depends how popular his chippy is!

What sort of "backhander" did they pay to get the licence for these to the goverment? I know some of you claim to do well on these but in my view the word "Bent" was made for these things, and no i dont play them!

Glendale wrote:What sort of "backhander" did they pay to get the licence for these to the goverment? I know some of you claim to do well on these but in my view the word "Bent" was made for these things, and no i dont play them!

I bet you do!! I am going to send someone to spy on you!!

I will gladly send you £1k if im seen on one of these! In exchange will you send me £10 if no proof by the end of the year? (scams exempt)!

the bloke woulda seen empty pot and known he was jibbed.

gotta agree with glendale ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

you have no degree of control ,,,,,,,, no edge .

so why play ?


just an out and out gamble ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, if you like that sort of thing?,,,,, fine


chuck £20 in max ,,,,, for a laugh/punt


anymore and your committed to it etc .


worst thing you can do is win big ................... then temptation sets in to go back another day ,,,,,,,,,,,,, and inevitably do your plums.

captain discipline :P

All 3 pots on £500? Porkies?????

sorry
sounds like bollox to me sorry Stevie, I'm with the box fresh on this one

Z

And Spyder?? dubious alert mate

i knew someone would doubt me, i wasnt too keen on taking a photo of someone i dont know playing a machine when a member of staff was stood next to me.

I once sneezed and it respan the reels to the pots and it awarded me gold. Not bad off £3 in. Still think I'm quite unlucky though. That Winwall should have done £210 and not £140.

for all pots to be at £500 the machine would have had to have recycled £350,000 minimum without giving the pots. They are cunts but that's just ridiculous.