Fruit Machine Chat

Played a fruit at a service, colected a fiver, when i pressed collect nothing came out,I put my finger up the shoot and it was full of bog roll, only when i pulled it out i was suprised when about 50 coins hit the tray

I guess that means the little money man who lives in the machine and poos £1 coins got so tired of trying to push he shoved a load of toilet roll up his arse and fell asleep - you released his money-poo.

Or, more realistically, you just did part of someone's "route" for them.

:P

used to be a guy in manchester airport that did this, but by putting stuff down the coinslot, then coming back and pushing it throughwith the end of a spoon..

he llokked like a heoin addict, so i assume it was the spoon he used to cook up his drugs...