Fruit Machine Chat

Posted: **Sat Jan 29, 2011 8:12 pm**

I have read a few threads from people kicking and screaming about being barred from different pubs and thought it would be interesting to list a few reasons why I would bar you from my pub! Anyone who would like to add their own list, please do so.

1. If you walked in and went straight on a machine without a drink.
2. If you kept coming in, ordering a drink, went staight over to one machine everytime and always won.
3. If I had never seen you before and you suddenly became a local and seemed to really like one particular machine too much for my liking.
4. If you were keying a machine.
5. If my machine showed an i.o.u. when I had filled it up that day.
6. I would keep my eye on you if you were on your own alot on fruities.

I know some will hate this list, and I understand that no matter how well you try to hide things you can be barred anyway, but some need to start looking at it from the otherside to try to help keep their potential profit high and the places they can visit to the biggest number possible.

Posted: **Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:23 pm**

7. if you park up in the middle of the day and order a diet coke.

Posted: **Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:28 pm**

Istenem wrote:7. if you park up in the middle of the day and order a diet coke.

That too yeah.

Posted: **Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:02 pm**

JG wrote:8. Constant chatter on a mobile phone about what fruits are in pubs in a place 50 miles from my pub.

Keep em coming, and one day when I get my own pub I will have the list stuck on the entrance of my pub with p.s. anyone emptying fruits in this area will be me and me alone, everyone else can kiss my fat, hairy a--e!

Posted: **Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:10 pm**

9. supergluing a half a diet coke glass on top of the machine.

Posted: **Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:26 pm**

10. Being one of a group of 3 lads who only order one drink between them, before heading over to the fruity and crowding round it.

Posted: **Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:29 pm**

11. If its turk who walks in! (superskill steve will be in the car park)

Posted: **Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:51 am**

Any person who buys only 1 drink and gets a jackpot.

Posted: **Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:54 am**

redlinesman wrote:Any person who buys only 1 drink and gets a jackpot.

Any person with a security team.

What an inane thread!

Posted: **Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:46 am**

lol!

Posted: **Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:42 pm**

if you wear shades
if you jangle your pound coins

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2011 6:00 pm**

I have a question regarding point 2, how would you know if the "pro" had won or not? Coins coming out doesn't mean profits every time! This is what gets up my nose the most! Its not a certainty that we're winning EVERY time!

Also, the refill day is actually the most likely day for a machine to go IOU due to thick refillers.

Posted: **Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:07 am**

classic matt :P

:P

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Reasons Why I Would Bar You From My Pub!

Reasons Why I Would Bar You From My Pub!