Fruit Machine Chat

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:20 am**

Just to put it straight to you meatheads who keep complaining about being local and getting bared.

The term local doesn't mean just living close it means being a regular visitor to the pub, someone who joins in karoke nights, pub quizes, gets to know the land lady/land lord on a personal basis.

ffs, get a grip some of you will ya!

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:45 am**

cheers for enlightening us on that one scotty ps does any pubs still have karaoke nights havent seen one round our way for years

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:51 am**

Just to let you know "Meathead" that i did drink in my local and play pool for them but the jealous cow still barred me! Went in a pub last week and was told "regulars only" To which i replied " I am a regular, i do your machine every thursday"!

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:31 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:11 pm**

Local is an adjective, that in this context relates to a community, restricted to the immediate area.

I'd say 'Regular' is the more accurate term...

North? Do one...

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:33 pm**

Owned

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:37 pm**

This scottynorth is a full on shit head!!!

Posted: **Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:05 pm**

remember lads ,,,, its scotty4ourth lol

what a tosser

Posted: **Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:16 pm**

Hey hey, how was the hols Lee me old mucker

Posted: **Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:48 pm**

Am I still a meathead if I'm a vegetarian?

Posted: **Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:13 pm**

stevie m8 , in all honesty it was crap ,,,,,,,because despite what you may have heard about all year round sun in the canaries ,,,,,, its bollocks

it was cold and windy most the time ,,,,,, a bit of fine weather between 11am and 4pm at best , mostly cardigan weather cold

glad to be back ,, cheers

Posted: **Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:04 am**

Meh, I've been barred from pubs owed by the same company I work for.
I've also been barred from pubs I play darts in. (I play in several leagues, county, super league etc) and still get barred if I win.

If I shoved £100 a time and lost, would they care?

Answers on a postcard.

Posted: **Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:58 am**

harry2 wrote:cheers for enlightening us on that one scotty ps does any pubs still have karaoke nights havent seen one round our way for years

the purple turtle in reading does one. i went to it after we played darts that night. my performance at both was equally humiliating.

Posted: **Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:05 pm**

Had a session on the ol' Karaoke machine in Tiger Inn Cottingham. Some pubs just tend to have open mic nights now

Posted: **Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:36 pm**

Shit Lee, that was not the response I was expecting to hear m8, sorry to hear that like dude.