Fruit Machine Chat

Went in a pub today, half float pub, smash the cash. only 50coins on me. there 1st board playing up have to put a score note in £10 from the note into it get a top 70. next credit bonus numbers in view, 25 nudge win, no lose extra life on a 3. guna go iou for about 50quid would you just collect?

Plus its games tech so i dont wana wait 5years for the money.

bank it,hopefully gtech will come out n refill it and some little rat will take it on and do there testicals in it

thecannonball89 wrote:Went in a pub today, half float pub, smash the cash. only 50coins on me. there 1st board playing up have to put a score note in £10 from the note into it get a top 70. next credit bonus numbers in view, 25 nudge win, no lose extra life on a 3. guna go iou for about 50quid would you just collect?

Plus its games tech so i dont wana wait 5years for the money.

And you say your a player ?
Read what you preach and then tell me your a player kid
Or are you really this fing dumb ?
Im sure others can see the wrongs lmao
Yea ur a player allright

covers ears and waits quietly

pickareel wrote:covers ears and waits quietly

Ur be a while,Mummys running his bath ops:

fruitypie wrote:

pickareel wrote:covers ears and waits quietly

Ur be a while,Mummys running his bath ops:

I collected £50 and it went iou £7 then just floated it. must make 150 a week from the pub so no point getting bared.

thecannonball89 wrote:

fruitypie wrote:

pickareel wrote:covers ears and waits quietly

Ur be a while,Mummys running his bath ops:

I collected £50 and it went iou £7 then just floated it. must make 150 a week from the pub so no point getting bared.

in my current frame of mind, id gamble it to the top if there was one there..

id then ring the police and tell them id just smashed the fuck out of the machine and punched the barmaid in the face, and im going to rape her, should i wait for them to come and arrest me??

then id iou it, and start shouting at the 18yr old girl behind the bar, wait for enough people to be around seeing me getting in her face, shouting and calling her a fucking cunt, then pull the machine over and smash the fuck out of it... id make sure i cut myself up really badly and bleed everywhere, and if anyone tried to stop me id fuck them about like that scene in "fight club" where he bleeds all over that guy..

then id ask for my money from the iou. and post what id done on here when i get let out.

oh and, the notey should be off so how did you put notes in?

Spyder wrote:oh and, the notey should be off so how did you put notes in?

The notey was off untill i was 45 odd in. then put a score in but colected a tenner of that out.

Did it used to have a Cluedo, Frank?

Yes. it went iou last time i played it aswell.

Frankly it must be a good pub. How come nobody else does it?

If its a matter of 6 or 7 quid fine save your blushes, any more than that you MUST kill it in this situation, otherwise the machine provider in question will think underfloating is a great money saver.

logopolis wrote:Frankly it must be a good pub. How come nobody else does it?

It gets alot of play, i must be the only person going, cant think of many gy locals who can even play reds.

I keep having to put a few quid back in a Empire thats not floated properly! Some bloke did his brains in it. He kept refusing £20 - £35 cashpots and left it with nothing. We got a natural top £100!!