Lists.... A nice earner if you are a greedy c**t.

[fruitypie]

dog eats dog
Your all planks

[ob]

Obv brag post...

why is it a "brag post"? You've got two of the list I have, so you know what's on them, don't you?

Your falling out with you-know-who is not my concern mate. I don't take sides.

Hi mate, it had nothing to do with the fall out with Mr X etc, but I did honestly think it was a brag post!! It's a shame with regard to that but that's the way it goes I guess.

I thought the same tbh... although Im quite willing to take receipt of any you are willing to dish out ;-)

[ben twilly]

the entire thread is a joke, and all about "im better than you"

do you not think that certain "people" watch this kinda site and threads, amateurs.

now i aint saying you aint got skills, but please, your sat behind the pc/mac bragging that you do a 60 mile radius. are making a few quid. and then you also have time to sit and reply to this,

the real good stuff, doesnt get posted on sites, its all done by pm's and private emails,

if you want the good stuff, its the "critical updates" info you want, if your not sure what this means.....

this is basically a list of the "program glitches" that causes re-chips, so basically you find a "true emptier" example this is how it goes....

MANUFACTURER/METHOD = Oche Oche Oche

METHOD = ********** ***** **** super***** (how to actually do it)

Chipset replaced with = 11111xyz to take the emptier/program error out

IE a rechip

now believe me, you can have a list of machines locations one day, then the next its useless..

you want the real stuff, the "critical updates" list,

i assume that you all know one of the best ones that was out a few month back with a £5 note and the start button? and ************* if you know it, your on the right track. if not just keep reading the lists and you must have 34 hours in a day. as i only have 24..

"critical updates" thats what you want.

you can get machine location lists off the t'internet. if you know were to look.

[Stopnstep]

Yeh Mr Twilly, but surely if if something is on this "Critical Updates List" then the manu's know about it and are chipping them asap.

Also do you really think that the manu's will be stupid enough to put the actual emptier on their update list? You would have engineers emptying them before they chip them.

[Spyder]

"critical updates" thats what you want

(is this someone taking the piss)

how do you think machines get on this "list"

if they knew about the glith then they wouldnt have released the machines

the critical update, it when they hit the panic button when people work out a glitch on the machine and empty it

if you want the info from this critical list, then you're setting yourself about 12 hours to profit from the machines on it, whereas the people who made the money from it had the info for probably 6 months

[ben twilly]

hi stop n step,

i think you have mis-understood me, the critical updates doesnt make it to the "list" of machines that are located, what im talking about is the actual engineers lists, the blokes who go out and re-chip them,

you have never obviously had an emptier, take the one i mentioned earlier, with the £5 note one, at most you had 24-36 hours to "hit" as many as possible,

i know of 5 members on here that also had this info and all very good members, so one of them reading this will know exactly what im on about.

get in the circle, and you will be surprised whats what,. im not having a dig at the other players, on here, but do you think that the "info" you have is the only info?? open your eyes, speak to the right people, and get involved. thats all im saying.

[Spyder]

at most you had 24-36 hours to "hit" as many as possible

just to give a few examples of length of life to an empty, in the long long ago, i had the following, and they lasted a while

lotta luck - 6 months
frenzy (not an empty but good enough) about 9 months
king kebab lasted about 6 months
snake rattle and roll - 3 months
vivid (not an empty but did go critical) - 18 months
hilo watha 3 months
special brew 2 months
stink king rich notey thing, 7 days
money laundery 6 weeks

basicly, if stuffs getting 24 hours after you get it, you're getting it way later than most people who know it,

cause theres no way they'd be able to work out what you were doing after one hit on one machine, therefore, they'd take more than 36 hours to get it checked and reprogrammed and distributed and installed...

whatever it is that you are refering to was probably known to them weeks before you found out...

standing with your nose pressed up against a window, squinting to see what someone is doing on the other end of a pub that you're too young to go in, DOESNT count as "being in the loop"

[Been-Grant-Mitchell'd!]

I see what you're saying about info, but do you not think that your circle is the only circle out there?

Perhaps I shouldn't have posted about my lists, though it's too late to delete it now, but there was a reason for it. I'm far from the only one to get them.

As for circles though, I prefer to deal in triangles.

[Spyder]

but do you think that the "info" you have is the only info??

this comment is especially retarded.. the list of where machines are, doesnt actually mean anything.. the "INFO" on the list is simply a timesaver to find machines with known "glitches" without driving around looking for them

if the local gamestec has 15 video cops and robbers, it gives you the list of which pubs (including addesses and postcodes) have them sited..

are you a complete mong? do you not understand that this is only part of the equation?

you can have all the info in the world, but if you cant find the machines, what the fuck is the point?

[Been-Grant-Mitchell'd!]

£

[JG]

Well I've just taken delivery of a hugely exclusive list. The pubs are all in highly exclusive areas, with special VIP zones that only executive exclusive executives such as myself may enter. The lists are kept in a safe shrouded in 20metres cubed of concrete, apart from the entrance to the safe as that would be silly and no one could enter the safe without dynamite which would render the lists and ancient manuscripts entirely useless. Obviously with the appropriate codes and security passes, one may enter the safe, but the location of the safe is so exclusive that it needs top ranking military personel from The Army, Navy and RAF to gain access to the top secret super highly guarded entrance to the safe.
Once I had obtained the list I was sworn to an oath of secrecy and made to eat some porrdge oats of secrecy.
All I can say is that the list contains all the locations of a very playable DOND and no, I'm not talking about McVities biscuits or bankers with OCD here. This is MEGA top boy super secret hyper TOP info and I have taken executive shipment of this info today. So there.

I am aware that HMRC, The Outland Revenue, Gordon Brown, Games Warehouse, HRH and IGT all read this board with avid interest. I hope you appreciate that the time they have spent reading this absolute drivel will delay any impending rechips by approximately 48 seconds....make hay whilst you can.

Cheers,

[ben twilly]

and your still on here, thought you had a 60 mile radius??

busy busy bullshit

[JG]

I never said I had a sixty mile radius, that was someone else. My radius is sixty inches and unfortunately there are no playables within that radius(*), so I may well be moving onwards and upwards.

It has become evident that I am not inclusive in any circles or triangles. I wish to join into this exclusive geometrically classified club of top boys. Whilst I post proflifically and pointlessly on here I promise not to leak any top boy info. Having spoken to Ob on MSN I have the indepth knowledge of the wierdest and most pointless games in the casino, bingo and club sectors and regularly make my profit by betting on '9' on 25p roulette.

I trust my application form will be coming via PM.

Best move my bulk away from this computer screen, go and relocate so that there is something in a 60inch radius....


(*) I am almost within reach of a £5 Flashback - any tips for that?

[Mr McStreak]

^^^^

[trayhop123]

ok lets re-address what mr fake name ben is trying to say ,,,,,,,,,,, in plain english

first we understand your not talking about location lists ,,,,,,,,,,, this much is now clear , so lets put this misunderstanding to one side and move on.



your talking about ,,,,,,, that when the manu's discover (through us) a fault , it is then put on a ''critical rechip required list'' for the programmer/engineer teams to distribute throughout the industry ,,,,,,,,,,,, and get on with the actual chipage ,,,, ,,,,,,,, right ??

ok assuming this is the list your talking about , this leads to only one conclusion ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, that you sir are a tit .


because by then we are ALREADY DOING EM,,,,,,,,,,,,,, thats why this list is then drawn up.




apologies if i have read you all wrong ,,,,,,,,,,,, but if i have read you right ,,,,,,,,, thats like saying i could run you over in my car , then after the funeral , your gonna jump out of the way of my moving car ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ????? ,,,,, ?????? ,,,, ????