things that really piss u off

Nixxy · Post by **Nixxy** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:56 pm

I cannot stand the automated voice they have in Argos - you know the one - "order number 874, to your collection point please" :x

Tourists who get to the bottom of the escalator in a tube station and stop to read the map; 4000 people pile-up behind them

Bloody pompous South African women saying 'oh yar' all the bloody time

I have a general dislike of Swindon too

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:02 pm

Ah, yes. The Underground. . .

Why do people who walk the slowest always seem to get to the front?
Very often get three or four of them together fanning out across the entire width of the steps, walking slower than a pall-bearer?

Obese grannies in the local swimming baths. They should be harpooned.

The Jeremy Kyle show.

Chatshow hosts that ask another question before their guest has answered the first.

Gymnasts at the olympics. How come they never fall off the aparatus when I'm watching?

Shaggerty · Post by **Shaggerty** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:36 am

Nixxy wrote:I cannot stand the automated voice they have in Argos - you know the one - "order number 874, to your collection point please" :x

What about at Tesco, the self service checkout?

UNEXPLAINED ITEM IN BAGGAGE AREA

logopolis · Post by **logopolis** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:42 am

Drivers who pull out in front of you and don't go fast enough so they are then holding you up!!!

maverick69 · Post by **maverick69** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:45 am

The retards they employ to work in banks, they let any fucker work there now.

students watching me play machines and learning the crafty fucks

croupiers or people who think that it a good job, ur on fucking minimum wage get over uself u fucker imigrant and go work on a cruise ship

uk rail network

women drivers you are shit

taxi drivers

petrol costs, buck ur ideas up and start refining the oil off argerntina, its ours by the way we won the falklands not u cunts

money hauders, get some nice clothes and shoes u pikey fuckers

cheap aftershave and its smell

imigrants who shark inner city arcades

tappers in bookies who always ask for 3 quid, fuck off and get a job or go back to middle east and get one

bus drivers

inpolite ppl, wears my thankyou wave. learn some driving manners

I could keep on all day

pickareel · Post by **pickareel** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:39 pm

liverpool fc

ques fucking everywhere

people who never carry any cash and pay for EVERYTHING on card

noisy kids in pubs

seeing a lovely young lady with a chav/ugly cunt

getting 4736438272 shit boards in a row on an electro

locals who think they own the pub

henleys

reddich

glee

jeremy kyle (why hasnt someone lamped him yet)

milk monitor · Post by **milk monitor** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:36 pm

Alex Salmond.

Johnny's Amusements · Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:33 pm

logopolis wrote:Drivers who pull out in front of you and don't go fast enough so they are then holding you up!!!

There are very few things that are as annoying as this!

PMK · Post by **PMK** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:42 pm

I forgot to add:-

BFK's snoring whilst kipping in premier inns!!

It's fucking impossible to sleep!!!

GaryChandler · Post by **GaryChandler** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:03 pm

haha i remember that!

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:08 pm

I hate henleys, and the cost of snacks in service stations.

gmckee03 · Post by **gmckee03** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:33 pm

I hate thecannonall89 lol

jeffvickers · Post by **jeffvickers** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:09 am

Shaggerty wrote:
Nixxy wrote:I cannot stand the automated voice they have in Argos - you know the one - "order number 874, to your collection point please" :x
What about at Tesco, the self service checkout?

UNEXPLAINED ITEM IN BAGGAGE AREA

Unexpected

PMK · Post by **PMK** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:20 am

thecannonball89 wrote:I hate henleys, and the cost of snacks in service stations.

Just half inch the snacks from the shops then, the token Indian bloke behind the counter won't give a shit, besides why pay £8.50 for a sausage roll full of bones and boingy bits and a sandwich that's stale anyway!!

They rip you off so rip them off!!

Plus they owe me about a grand in iou's so fuck 'em.

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:21 am

Yeah i do normaly just take a few items, £8 for a small road map fuck that. there asking to get stolen lol