Fruit Machine Chat

"This is no game imitation, it's the same feature packed game enjoyed by thousands of players in hundreds of pub and arcade locations up and down the country"

But it then goes on to say,

This game is for amusement only and does not replicate the odds of winning on this or similar games from reflex gaming.

I've played it for the last few hours, its exactly the same, boring as hell though.

If you've played it for the last few hours

1) you have bought lots of credit
2) you are changing the date on your iPad (might not work)
3) you have an emptier

What is the emptier please?

darren wrote:"This is no game imitation, it's the same feature shot followed by game over hated by millions of players in every fucking pub and arcade up and down the country"

Has nobody worked it out yet? These are actually a £15 Jackpot machine in disguise! I can't count with all my fingers and toes how many times I've had a board on one and it stacks to £15 or opens the game for insta £15 deal (unless clearly marked box).

I`d be interested to know, do these go online when they play or do you play them offline?

cant get any free credits just trys to sell them to me

My point I was trying to make - if your playing a "standalone" version, where your the only player - then whats the point??? I.e theres been no change with the profile since your last game. Why bother?
If it was online, or grabbed a seeded token to represent its value then at least its mood wouldnt be so predictable.
Theres no stakes involved, but I can see a workable model emulating old games where the player plays real money and gets a "randomly" RAM config of the game they are playing. So they might jump on server10 where (random players name) just rinsed a trap and a flukey PICK a REEL or they encroach server13 where (random addict name) has ran out of dough forcing a BTQ.


Beardo, Ruler of , etc might have some wankawillywoo response


Come on LEWIS!!

Wank a woo! Wank my willy woo!
Where is little miss slot?
Do those laser pens empty microwaves?
Has anyone got any hints or tips for King Kebab? There's one in the shitty Reel Time amusements in Crewe.
Smarter than the average Bear.

ONCE UPON A WANK, A WANK A WILLY WOO

and lots of pics of banked up lucky strikes in the late days

Donna is still in BOLTONIA I believe we have occasional relevance on PM, I think she was flumping sombody off STREAKER!!!

JG wrote:If you've played it for the last few hours

1) you have bought lots of credit
2) you are changing the date on your iPad (might not work)
3) you have an emptier

What is the emptier please?

No it was number 4. My iPad is jailbroken and I cracked the app

Game plays offline.

They better have the machine's fully secure to do this, I mean a cracked app and machine that allegedly plays just like the real thing, what better way to find rips and empties!

Anyone figured anything out

lukee1 wrote:Anyone figured anything out

yep its shit as everyone says it is, saved me time

It always puts cash pot in the box on IM and repeats once.

JG wrote:It always puts cash pot in the box on IM and repeats once.

ahhh same as the reel thing then i will download immediately