Fruit Machine Chat

Use to date a bird in a spoons she would keep an eye on the wiyb for me.

tommya wrote:Use to date a bird in a spoons she would keep an eye on the wiyb for me.

Can just imagine the domestic now ...

"..look, either it's me or the DOND, there's not enough room for three of us in this relationship..."

i once asked a bird in a wheelchair if i could take her for a spin!!!!! not one of my best moves

The Dark Horse wrote:Please tell me some of you lot have at least TRIED to shag a barmaid?

It took almost a year to get a response to this, obviously I missed it through some sort of banning or something.

The quote is deeply worrying, does he mean have we attempted to rape one?

I haven't...yet...

london barmaids seem horny all the time (spesh in the spoons) , im almost married so i cant do nothing

You only live once, shag away.

cant do it, got too much to lose if i get nabbed lol.

maverick69 wrote:i once asked a bird in a wheelchair if i could take her for a spin!!!!! not one of my best moves

I once asked a Spin on It in a wheelchair if it fancied doing some bird, not one of my best moves. It's still behind bars today.

Oh and in answer to the thread yes, just the one. Not like some of you Fruitchat studs/swingers.

Imagine being some sort of 'player' where you had a 'run' of fit barmaids in pubs with great fruits and you had to 'service' them to avoid a banning... then they found out that you were doing this all over the place! Now that would be an interesting one!

Rattled a barmaid a few months back, currently laying the foundations with another 2 barmaids, there's a pattern starting to emerge here. I spend far too much time in the pub.

Love out like this me. Not that iv been lucky enough yet.