randomest location for a working fruit machine

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:06 pm

a trendy shoe shop

bigv038 · Post by **bigv038** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:07 pm

grand blaster cash?

Dunhamzzz · Post by **Dunhamzzz** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:19 pm

and I thought burger king(guess where) was random.

Holy moly! Bet you have to shell out on some kswiss to give it a board though!

theoak · Post by **theoak** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:28 pm

haha; youd have to be a RIGHT mug to go and play that in a shoe shop! I assume thats the one off oxford street?

no name · Post by **no name** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:15 pm

Dunhamzzz wrote:and I thought burger king(guess where) was random.

Holy moly! Bet you have to shell out on some kswiss to give it a board though!

I can answer that - Burger King at Liverpool Street railway station, has a Most Daunting I believe.

And speaking of holy moly - there's a BP garage off the M74 near Glasgow that had a £25 Holey Moley in it.

JG · Post by JG » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:58 pm

the toilets at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. I mean come on...can't you wait until you leave the public conveniences to start gambling. Empire Hi Spirits if I remember right.

Nixxy · Post by **Nixxy** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:05 pm

Streakypoos wrote:the toilets at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. I mean come on...can't you wait until you leave the public conveniences to start gambling. Empire Hi Spirits if I remember right.

I feel a dreadful pun coming on here ...

You could walk out of the gents and inform your missus that you've just:

1. '... seen a Spotted Dick ...'
2. '... emptied a Big Cheese ...'
3. '... dumped a King Kebab ...'
4. '... helped myself to a Top Giza ...'
5. '... forced a Wobbler out ...'

and other equally poor toilet/fruity related gags

However I would not recommend walking out of the gents and mentioning '... holding a pair of melons ...'

rocket · Post by **rocket** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:30 pm

PMSL....'forced a wobbler out' is superb

blackmogu · Post by **blackmogu** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:18 am

Biker shop in london had an IT2. That was fun emptying !!

bowie · Post by **bowie** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:07 am

My mate used to have one in the canteen at the asda he used to work in.

Dunhamzzz · Post by **Dunhamzzz** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:24 am

bowie wrote:My mate used to have one in the canteen at the asda he used to work in.

that comes after the cafe/kebab category.

Asda you say? They must have filmed all those "ching cging" bum slap adverts b4 ppl done their nut in it!

no name · Post by **no name** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:58 pm

Or after they just nudge tricked a Docs & Nurses!

jeffvickers · Post by **jeffvickers** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:21 pm

My old bus depot used to have one, it still does.

Pingo · Post by **Pingo** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 8:16 am

There's one in the mess room in Leeds tran station. Apparently some of the staff are right coiners and no pros so I am desperate to get on it.