Crap Machine Swaps at Wetherspoons

Nixxy · Post by **Nixxy** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:32 pm

So I strolled into my local 'Spoons last night to find the usual Friday night pikey kids all glued to the machines, playing aimlessly while their bored, under-dressed girlfriends clung loyally to their arms... (the usual Friday night scene really!)...

.. but which machines were they playing?

Hmm, says I. At last they've taken that dead Nuns'n'Roses away, and .. better still, they've dispensed with that hideous Hillbillionaire! (destination: bonfire)

But I see N+R has been replaced by a Pink Panther and Hillbillionaire has become a FatboySpin. Cue sigh of disappointment.

I'm not sure, but I think I was better off with the previous two m/c's.

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:54 pm

Better off before, definitely. Nuns is by far the bst of that bad bunch. Pnk panther seems to be extremely tight in comparison.

Matt

Texas Pete · Post by **Texas Pete** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:46 pm

I've just discovered that one of my local pubs has replaced Bling Bling & Pay Cheque with.....

Bully's Prize Board
Chav It

Absolutely horrified, they were pretty much my 2 highest earners, Bling was good for at least £75 per week, often more.

Someone's got to put a stop to this!

ssgtsnelly · Post by **ssgtsnelly** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:44 pm

our PC was laid to rest by a CLUEDO

now thats a piece of shite..

COASTERDESIGNERPRO1 · Post by **COASTERDESIGNERPRO1** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:15 pm

I have two Spoons near me one has an ITBOX and a Fat Boy Spin the other had 2 ITBOXES, YDD and D.N.A

J_C1987 · Post by **J_C1987** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:33 pm

cant complain about my local wetherspoons, its got 5 and all are reds: Bling Bling, Dragon Drop, Top Giza, Cobra Cabana and DNA.

Nixxy · Post by **Nixxy** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:10 pm

J_C1987 wrote:cant complain about my local wetherspoons, its got 5 and all are reds: Bling Bling, Dragon Drop, Top Giza, Cobra Cabana and DNA.

Christ - I bet there's a queue to get in at opening time to trash those every Sunday morning...

king_conspiracy · Post by **king_conspiracy** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:50 pm

My spoonbs has the pleasant offering of :-

Rocket Money
Cobra Cabana

And the seemingly spoons favourite to put in, for the clueless punters :-

Hillbillionairre.

Bloody awful machine.

King.

COASTERDESIGNERPRO1 · Post by **COASTERDESIGNERPRO1** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:06 pm

I did have one HillBillionaire near me, but that got replaced by a Powerball after 4 weeks.

king_conspiracy · Post by **king_conspiracy** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:08 pm

Id rather play a powerball anyday over a hillbill.

Powerballs are so easy to read and easy for a quick fiver/tenner.

King.

COASTERDESIGNERPRO1 · Post by **COASTERDESIGNERPRO1** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:40 pm

I put a £10 note in and got £18 out.

Nixxy · Post by **Nixxy** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:07 pm

The FatboySpin was switched off today, with parcel tape over the notechanger.

Hope someone's done it over so it gets removed.

pickareel · Post by **pickareel** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:49 pm

srm viu nmtjp n cc

Dunhamzzz · Post by **Dunhamzzz** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:52 am

pickareel wrote:srm viu nmtjp n cc

nice combo, mine beats all for sucking ass, Juggling Jackpots, Powerball, bullseye, KKC and sub zero!

Nixxy · Post by **Nixxy** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:51 pm

I've actually found a good machine swap at my next-nearest Wetherspoons, where the DnN has been replaced with Life's a Beach; the Bully's Prize Board is now a Flash Cash; and these have joined the Casino Crazy, a Juggling Jackpots and a Throw a Wobbler.

So something for everyone there, and no Bellfruits in sight!

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