worst moan line from the missus ?

titchno1 · Post by **titchno1** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:15 pm

I am not rich even though I do live at home. I have been playing since 17 and the memories I have over the years funded by machines are some a lot have missed out on. Wouldn't change it. I could of had a huge bank testicltes like footballs because I'm still a Virgin and a perfectly working liver because I didn't drink at every opportunity for holidays festivals etc. who would want that lol. Now I'm actually trying to calm down because it's down hill from 21.

Each to their own like stated above. Money isn't everything. Money could get you a lot of things but no money would change what half players look like ugly fat toothless. That's what I'll never be, I'll try my hardest anyway.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:39 am

i lost a front tooth last week as it happens ,,,,,,,,,, look like a right ugly jeremy kyle cunt ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, not fat though ,,,,,,,i must try harder to get all 3 for you titch m8

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:46 am

bit into a spoons bacon roll , ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, faaaacking concrete

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:49 am

all jokes asside ,,,,,,,,,, seriously did lose a front tooth last week ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, as most on here know , ive never ever smoked or drank ,,,,, regularly brush my teeth ,,,,, yet my teeth are rotten ,,,,,,,, 25 plus years of coke n j20's i guess

JG · Post by JG » Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:19 am

Males hit their sexual peak at 18 and their physical (strength) peak at 30ish. There's always the Thomas the Tank option if testicles are getting epically large. There's no glamour in playing is there? Mind you there are a few who do look after their bodies, K from Telford and 'Rocky' J's mate both got the big guns.
Actually that's one for grinds my gears thread. Guns. Biceps. Guns. Why have people stopped saying 'look at those biceps?'
How did you lose your tooth Lee? Punch up? Cement in your cornflakes?

JG · Post by JG » Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:23 am

Just seen reply. Yep some of those drinks like J20, even Alcopops have crazy amounts of sugar. Traditional lemonade in a bottle at Spoons errr 45-50% RDA for sugar in one bottle alone. In non hot pubs if I must have a non alcoholic drink, sparkling water is what I go for these days. Plus your long runs Lee, start at 7am back at 2am, that's a long time for the sugar to be on your teeth.

Tap water FTW, fluoride keeps teeth strong. If drinking, alcohol breaks down to sugar in saliva. That's why you can go out on the piss, come back. Brush your teeth etc and still wake up with a 'furry' mouth.

titchno1 · Post by **titchno1** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:41 am

Lee was seriously off a beacon sarny from spoons?

GaryChandler · Post by **GaryChandler** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:06 am

If the pub is sweet enough to be drinking j20 or coke then i will always be taking a bottle of water!

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:43 am

yeah seriously titch ,,,,,,,, but obviously not their fault ,,,, must have been rotten and due anyhow

hmmm i could have blamed them and sue'd lol

even better , i could have said i found it in the bacon roll and caused a health scare lol

1 thing ( judging by recent threads that is) that im definitely going to do ,,,,,,,, im putting it under glendales pillow

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:47 am

jg you raise the best point ,,,,,,, 7am till 2am ,,,, all those hours of sugar without a brush ,,,,,,,, should take a brush in the car really or at least take apples lol

titchno1 · Post by **titchno1** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:04 pm

Fkn hell. Yeah mate say you choked on it.

streakseims · Post by **streakseims** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:24 pm

I would of kicked off if that happened in spoons, Anyone tried them things in servos in the machines where its like a mini tooth brush you chew on?

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:07 am

Yeah they don't fuckin work.