Things I put coins in. Can you guess their average capacity?

The Dark Horse · Post by **The Dark Horse** » Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:37 pm

Good posts. Slightly off topic but have you ever paid one of those prostitutes in coins Oscar?

johncluedo · Post by **johncluedo** » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:12 pm

About 2k...about 700 in each of my cost pockets and 300ish in both my jean pockets

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:55 pm

It's not just the weight that's the problem or the capacity about your person, it's about finding garments that can hold that much without breaking seams, etc...

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:59 pm

Paying for a prostitute in coins would make an awkward transaction - even more awkward. However, I'm sure plenty professionals use pros regularly and I can imagine them lining up a few 10 stacks on the desk next to a premier inn telly.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:08 am

i dont think i could get a hard on , knowing that any minute lenny henry might jump out of the cupboard and want a threesome

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:24 am

He uses those sanny bags as condoms you know ;-)

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:05 am

Quality from tray and beardy bonce! A shocking sign of fun! :-) Makes a change!

logopolis · Post by **logopolis** » Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:14 am

"That was electrifying"

blackmogu · Post by **blackmogu** » Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:15 am

Noels Beard wrote:He uses those sanny bags as condoms you know ;-)

I think those were the femidoms Dawn left behind

Ruler of The World · Post by **Ruler of The World** » Sun Feb 24, 2013 5:19 am

Back when I used to earn decent sums of money and didn't really deal with more than a few coins, I bought some nice designer jeans, amongst them were my favourite Armani ones... This was back in the Skill Quest days... As soon as those were over I was left in the habit of wearing the nicer clothing on the old style runs... Needless to say, Armani jeans pockets aren't really stitched for £200-300 coins... Both pockets now ripped to shreds even following a repair and I've bloated so much they don't even fit anymore anyway.

Just goes to show how the end of a trick can spell the end of an era in your life! My 'slim' era ended and it's been downhill all the way ever since.

Most I have ever managed to waddle around with is about 1400 using 4 leather jacket pockets and trousers too. Wasn't much fun...

ridye · Post by **ridye** » Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:16 pm

You can fit approx 150 quid in a Lucozade 500ml bottle.

Recently I've been carrying around a few hundred coins in a sock, which seemed like a good idea at the time until you actually try discreetly getting them back out. The sock just stretches like mad!

maverick69 · Post by **maverick69** » Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:23 pm

I just leave them under the seat of the car in a pot...dont carry thousands on my person

san186 · Post by **san186** » Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:26 pm

Ruler of The World wrote:
In my local services now, when I have the odd result (or HAD on the Jackpot King when it was there) I resorted to using the Krispy Kreme doughnut bags... sadly, these won't hold more than about £200 without giving way at the bottom so what I usually do is put a bag within a bag and wrap it up.

Heston services?

JG · Post by JG » Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:54 am

Nr. Beard. OPEN THE BOX PLEASE. Reveal the capicities. Thankyou.