Who Is The Best

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Who Is The Best

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How would you rate yourself as a fruit machine professional,
1)The best skill player of all time 1-10.
2)The fastest player in the north/south 1-10.
3)The longest hours 1-10.
4)Did you work out your own trick/s 1-10.
5)The best contacts in the uk 1-10.

0-10=very poor, don't give up your day job, your an embarassment.
10-20=not bad, you need a little improvement.
20-30=very good your an average professional in the uk.
30-40=fantastic your almost the best, keep up the good work.
40-50=brilliant, you are the best in the country, you have done us professionals very proud.

1)skill play 8.
2)fastest 7.
3)longest hours 9.
4)my own tricks 10.
5)the best contacts 7.

My total=41 :P
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Post by ben twilly »

do you ever get fed up??? but then again i guess im just feeding the troll. lol
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Post by john32 »

&quot wrote:do you ever get fed up??? but then again i guess im just feeding the troll. lol
I am sorry Ben, but when was the last time you posted something decent/intellegent,
I do admit that some of my posts can be a bit boring, especialy when i talk about aliens, at least i am keeping the posts alive, if you don't like my posts, then don't post, i cannot stand a negative feed back. :x :shock: :x
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Post by ben twilly »

look jonh3213411231666

if you check out all my posts, you will see i post positive and intelligent stuff.

your just winding people up. cant you take a hint>step3? lol

just look at the replys to your topics... look merry easter john and not be too long b4 p19 chip out which will be exactly the same as the p1's theyve had enuf and are just admitting defeat.

do you know tony from oxford???
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Post by john32 »

[quote="&quot"]look jonh3213411231666

if you check out all my posts, you will see i post negative and unintelligent stuff.

I see thats why you get no reply's :shock: :P
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Post by ben twilly »

look pokerkingqueen, your alter ego has been unearthed. now go and play with your ear in the corner, whilst rocking uncontrollably.

and your replying you dim wit lmfao
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I'm thinking of taking a drive out to Beachy Head...
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Ben twilly, what an unusual name, explains your posts. (unusual) :shock: :shock: :P
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Ben & Spyder

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Ben & Spyder, i have been monertering your posts since september & i can't believe that they are so simular.
Listen Spyderben or spiderman i am no super hero like you,
I always congratulate positive posters & give them an applause but your posts are not even interesting or funny, they are just plain negative. :P :lol:
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Post by thecannonball89 »

I dont think this is pokerkingqueen/johnhancock
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Post by ben twilly »

i prefer to help people with a problem hence why i like to post in the technical area.

and you clearly have a problem john 321298049782666 so go and stick your tongue in the plug socket come back and tell me how it feels.

then we can talk sense
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Post by john32 »

I am the Inspector Cluseou of fruit chat & i av noticed that you & spyder don't even post on the same day, it means that you are spyder, admit it spiderman, i have revealed your identity. :P.
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Post by Scott »

Come to think of it you never see Lee on here at the same time as Clark Kent, hmmmm.
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Post by gambogaz1 »

Your not a very good Inspector Cluseou then John, Ben's identity was revealed some time ago on here.

He most definately aint Spyder.
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Post by AMK »

Can't someone start a poll or summit to ban this Bloke? He is going to be the demise of this website.
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