Caravan help

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:18 pm

peas with mint sauce...yum yum.

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:24 pm

Anyone like mint sauce on a kebab? had it when iv been away playing but the kebab shops round here dont do it.

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:26 pm

good call

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:03 am

im with mcstreak on this ,,,,,,,,,,,, a cheap tacky caravan where nothing works , is all part of the fun ,,,,,,,,,, trying to successfully convert that table in the middle into another bed is like something off the krypton factor , ahhh , ,,, the joys of trying to position that ring ariel on that black n white tv , for a picture thats not made up of snow ,,,,,,,,,,,, six free manky and suspiciously dubious pastal shade blankets on you , but your still freezing and the wind is still managing to get in round your harris, ,,,,,,at least one window that wont close , and one that wont open,,,,,, a toilet thats so narrow , you cant open your legs wide enough to wipe your arse,,,,,,,, it doesn't flush either ,,,,,,, theres an old mechanical carpet sweeper , but no carpet anyway,,,,,,theres not enough curtain material to actually pull them closed without at least a two foot gap,,,,,, you cant get busy with the mrs , because the whole caravan moves , so she wont. (and its fucking freezing anyway , so you aint getting it up. when you get back at night with a bag of chips , theres no cutlery to speak of , so you cant even spread the bread for chip sarneys,,,,,,, (funny how theres a potato peeler , a selection of pegs, a cheese grater , a spatula (george) and 400 tea spoons though , and half a tub of piss weak happy shopper washing up liquid ,,,,,,,, and why is your caravan furthest from the camp shop??,,,, that thinks its ok to charge £1.20 for happy shopper beans,,,,,,,,, and another thing,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

british caravan holidays ,,,,,,,,,,,,, cant beat em. :P

steven · Post by **steven** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:25 am

i went on a caravan holiday once, i was horrified to find there was no chip-pan, i mean you hear about these holidays from hell but you dont expect it to happen to you

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:27 am

No chip pan, my arse !!! Remember that episode.

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:49 am

is that gavin and stacey? doin my nut in, i knew id heard that somewhere?

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:15 am

"my arse" is a big clue

JG · Post by JG » Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:17 pm

The Pearl of Prestatyn.

Here we go, here we go, here we go!

I can feel a turtle's head popping out my arse!

That bloody Noel Edmonds again. They should put him in one of those boxes and throw away the keys!

Bloody hell Dave, we're not going to tell them this down The Feathers!

maverick69 · Post by **maverick69** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:42 pm

kebbabish on the wicker do a nice kebab i bet betch has been there, or charman is nice also

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:14 pm

steven wrote:i went on a caravan holiday once, i was horrified to find there was no chip-pan, i mean you hear about these holidays from hell but you dont expect it to happen to you

You nicked that off royal family!

steven · Post by **steven** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:50 am

betchrider wrote:
steven wrote:i went on a caravan holiday once, i was horrified to find there was no chip-pan, i mean you hear about these holidays from hell but you dont expect it to happen to you
You nicked that off royal family!

ive never watched it, must just be a coincidence

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 7:50 pm

maverick69 wrote:kebbabish on the wicker do a nice kebab i bet betch has been there, or charman is nice also

Been mangla a few times