Fruit Machine Chat

Hokey Kokey.

Yes, that was in Paddington if I recall correctly.
I was probably having a bad day too.

Piscetarian to be precise, I eat seafood.

Also known as a hypocrite.

Some peoples toilet etiquette is truly shocking, don't piss on the seat and don't shit on the floor, not hard is it? Sometimes that's not all that easy to do though. Ever tried pissing first thing in the morning when you have the morning glory, or your foreskin's a bit crumpled? Ends up on the floo...

I don't know anyone who doesn't rib me over that!

Why is it that when I walk next to a building and it's raining, that big drop of water that inevitably falls on me always has to hit me on the head. But not just anywhere on the head, but right in the middle of my thin bit? And that bogey that just refuses to leave your finger? You flick it from one...

Doesn't look like it.

Looks like I'll be working all over Christmas then.

Can't wait to be bored to death! No doubt misery guts Kesh will be bombarding the forum with his usual shit and smug comments, having digs at everyone for no reason... if ever there was a Fruitchat Scrooge its gotta be him. This attack may seem rather unprovoked but he's had it coming for a long ti...

Pressing the wrong Collect button when on Superhold on a club HighSpirits for the £150.

Scott wrote:I'm not talking about help out as in train up, i mean say a mate is on his arse for whatever reason i'd help him out, in fact thinking about it i'd probably just lend them the cash, its easier lol.

I'm not on about helping out info-wise.

It's only when money gets harder to earn than we realise how stupid we've been in the past.

Scott wrote:Sometimes friendship comes before money, theres a few i'd help out.

And sometimes money sours friendship.
There are a good few a wish I'd never helped out!

Yes, I had one first spin two weeks ago.
Also had an XtraBet fourth spin last week.
Lucky 8 first spin for £244 in Bolton some years ago, and also had it hit last spin at night.

I won't tell you about the bad times though......

This sort of thing is used by some credit card firms. Basically if you take cash out on your card, they'll put this to "the back of the queue", because cash incurs a much higher interest rate, so you'll get charged a hell of a lot more for it, no matter if you took cash when you first used...

I have taken in a newspaper when on a Lucky8 before.
Though it's usually hunger that gets me.
(Despite the rumour from a few quarters, I have been known to eat sometimes).