Fruit Machine Chat

Aye as near as damn it, it's 31.1grams

A troy pound is 12 troy ounces @ 31.1 grams
A pound is 16 ounces @ 28.3 grams

So a troy ounce is heavier than an ounce, but a pound is heavier than a troy pound.

i have psycho cash beast machine and when i plug it in it keeps shouting out, hey check it out, and thats all it does. can anybody help me with this problem.thanks Most likely there are two men stuck inside the cabinet, one with a prominent, assertive voice shouting 'HEY !', the other with a higher...

I'm afraid not, keep pressing, keep gueesing.

Far too easy for you knowledgable chaps - a bonus "well done" comment for anyone that does know the Troy ounce weight (we'll negate the .1g part of it).

Self exclude, and stop posting on this forum. Stories, whether true or not, will only temp you into returning to them (which you've already admitted you have done). Say you work full time (37.5 hours) for £8 per hour, and you're not self employed, so you're paying your taxes whether you like it or n...

Cheers Harry - can't believe that James Clerk Maxwell hasn't featured on our currency yet, his day will come surely.

An easy question: how many grams in 1 ounce of gold?

James Watt... banknote?

To Win: N Watney, R Fowler

E/W: A Noren, R Ishikawa

2 x £6 win, 2 x £2 E/W = £20

Andy Capp had a typo on the glass?

I've seen it, it's called Dick Or No Dick.

For the chance to get Mega Streak, you have to press your anus against the hole - sometimes you get dicked, others you get a Mega Streak.

Either way, in the long run, you lose.

This thread has nothing to do with the potential correlation between fruit machines players, winners and fat bastards (I am the latter, not the former)

What a frustrating programme format - 25:00 in for the results of the coins.

Lennox Lewis only lost twice in his career, both 1 puch KO's, from Oliver McCall in 1994... who else?

YKK - zips (and no, I didn't trawl the other thread)

Any market on no goalscorer? I never touch 0-0 draw on the basis that if the first goal scored is an own goal, my no goalscorer bet is still running - your 0-0 is out the window.