Fruit Machine Chat

Crawl back into your hole or your other not-so-junior account, you pathetic saddo! If you can't handle reading about what's really going on in the world, go and read a Beano or Dandy. If you want Fruitchat to be about fruit machines, POST SOMETHING relevant to them and await a discussion...... you'...

Can't this guy just be banned under all his names and repeatedly if he creates more. First he posts a long winded tear stained goodbye forever post. Within barely a week he is back at it with his lectures and sermons longer than the Bible. I mean where does he find the time, has he nothing better he...

My impression is that the win structure is specific to the game rather than site or type of site. Assuming same percentage of course. In fairness I would rather play a game that gave less wins but when I got something it was at least meaningful (ie at least twice unit stake). Playing 2 pound spins a...

How can random have an average? That's my reasoning. The figure is always below 100% meaning it is fixed to make you lose yet they say it's random. An average payout does not contradict something being random at all. Casino roulette is random but their edge assuming number play is 1/37 or around 2....

pussy galore wrote:Hello I'm new on here,I've just started playing has anybody got any tips

Get into tooling.

Kye you're embarrasing yourself Kye has always been a limited player from all available evidence that relies on simplistic machine methods and passing info around on a percentage. It's the name of the game in the current climate so if he has or hasn't I don't think anybody should be aghast. Empties...

Now I'm done with answering to a bunch of retards who have no say over what I do, how I live, who I deal with and why. I don't have to explain anything but for the sake of the few who CAN comprehend the language, I have repeatedly posted my explanation and its the last time that's going to happen. ...

That guys a deadbeat loser. Looks like the offspring of a pencil and a car aerial. Right chip on his shoulder moron. Probably depressed and medicated out of his head. Divs like that cant help but run there mouth off. Best just completely ignoring them. Stick his name and area in google and it'll tel...

Grand slam, Club class, grand casino, hot six. 15 pound king kebabs in chippies. Nice for a barcode. More modern reds like lock n load and fruits u sir. That's what I'm on at the minute.

Why are jackpots on fruits increasing? When we are in a bloody recession and people get so upset about gambling, all the betting shops advertise now is that you can set gambling limits on FOBT's...it simply doesn't make sense! As far as I'm concerned, I think the best amount is £25-35. I just feel ...

Ha, 1.5k on a money laundry. Nice, quite right also about the refloats. I used to enjoy the manager having to fill up a slam after I'd had the second out of it on the thousand quiders or the umpteenth on the 250s. Kudos for the ready to rock mention also. A nice empty it was. Anybody ever remember t...

The big one deal game is most certainly not 100% fair. Is any deal game fair now. Disgraceful lean to lower boxes. Pure golds are just dreadful. Anybody who swaps a oner box when not in for much is a fool. Standard 50 box exchange usually to a moderate box left with either cp or mega and 90 percent...

Most of mine havent been done yet!! Right pissing me off!! Every Wetherspoons is basically a carbon copy of each other these days. Surprisingly of the 15 or so near me only 2 or 3 have been upgraded so far. The problem is on machines such as Golden Game is the pots have been reset and will struggle...

The blackjack advice theoretically is worth taking given the smaller house edge. That applies only if using best practice. If not then your return can fluctuate significantly and not for the better. Presumably the best practice rules are the same as for a casino. Always wondered that though cos theo...