Fruit Machine Chat

Yes landl lord was friendly after that. But i have been riding my wheels lately. Not bad weather so i have not had to get the old car out yet. If it snows then i have to risk driving. I can still ride my wheels legal.

Not a problem Mr. Maverick. did you know there was a machine named the same as you.

No thats not a problem as you know Mr. Glendale!

ha ha it made the atmos quite friendly after that!

Yes it happened on 2 diffrent machines now. See my other post.

I remmeber one pub in norwich where i sat down and broke the chair and fell right through it! Do you remember Mr. Glendale?

Yes but sounds like you will not let me in any pubs with you. I do like to come in and not wait around in the car. I use to have a gameof pool with myself when Mr. Glendale was doing the fruit.

Knows what area Mr. Cannonball?

I was eating my breaksfast in a big pub in the town centre when in comes 2 blokes. One of them is a player and they look around and get a drink and walk over to a machine..They have not seen me so I quickly order a second breakfast and sit down in the corner to watch. This mans securty is not very g...

The trick with these big meals is easy, with this i would eat everything in order, all sausages then bacon, eggs beans, the tomatoes would be swallowed whole as would black pudding, fried bread then toast before wrapping omlette in remaining bread.

Yesterday i went to see my good friend tea total tony, hes been off the booze for a week now, his surnames stevens and if you saw him 3 days ago you would guess why we used to call him shakey, but we sat in a chain pub, tea total had his j20 and i had a large breakfast when, to my shock, in walked a...

Glendale wrote:Who do you think i am? Hitler? Bin laden? Downfall of two areas? My god you really are a knob! Once his beard has gone, prob noel hope!

Noel Chance!!!

Oh yeah sorry. No i do not wank over Glendale. I wank over that bird on babestation!!!

We use to go to the dogs on saturday night. then the arcades after and he was always in the middle arcade. i said i know i looka bit fat but that does not mean i have fat pockets. he laughed and patted me on the back and said you know it!

mr lugsy wrote:you forgot about the midget in yarmouth.

Yes i know who you mean. he stands on a stool to put the money in. I seen him before aswell. He came up to me and said have you got a spare quid i'm a bit short!