Fruit Machine Chat

london barmaids seem horny all the time (spesh in the spoons) , im almost married so i cant do nothing

omg

good group.

Whitney is what we call a street urchin
as for the RRR just try previous video screen tricks, theyre all roughly the same.

not sure what the "stank of swetty arse" is but farts in bookies and arcades are common, personally i try not to fart in confined spaces because sometimes i cant handle my own smell, one time i made the chihuahua be sick :/ but i suppose if you need to fart then you need to fart and there ...

Scott wrote:Bull shit!

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ooooohh you must look good infront of everyone else , because erm , erm ,erm , its still fantastic out there , erm erm , 500 a day , erm every day ,,, erm at least I beg to differ Lee. Just because you are finding it difficult, it is not a litmus test for everyone else. And if the other people are ...

im polite, i hold doors open for people, i cant stand liers and shit stirrers, i cant stand people that dont give way on the road when they should, e.g to cars coming UP hill when i allways give way, i cant stand bullys who pick on easy victims, i cant stand being labeled a thief if im playing a fru...

fobt should be fucked off altogether, they can ruin lives and relationships,
i never play em but i wouldnt mind walking in a betting shop and seeing 4 fruit machines instead.

fruit steppers!

If you didn't wind people up then you would probably get left alone. TRUE! Ackmed, you think your untouchable, YOUR WRONG you think your hard, YOUR WRONG you think your friends like you, YOUR WRONG you know already that if i see you ill give you a spanking so theres no need for me to pm you. your n...

they stole the name from the trail clone!
lookd like a bag of shit, no doubt its emptyable being from bfg.
theyll go bust soon enough.

cash or bust every board that doesnt open deal or no deal!

the chef in the bull dartford knows how to blast a flicker!
had a few nosey chefs before, but whoever told this fucker the blast obv didnt think that this twat is probably going to search out more in the rest of his hits.

2 bottles of bud normally, i dump mine straight in the urinal, my driver CAN'T dump a drink, he says its a waste of perfectly good beer.
on monday i drove my driver around lol, he's also a mate and his mot run out and he was skint so had to make him some money.