Fruit Machine Chat

not had a punch up with drinkers, altho ive come close! was in the divers arms in herne bay a few years ago taking out the alien, i got a no lose on a 2 then next board no lose on a 2 again. collected up and walked out the door and heard someone call us wankers, i turned around in the road outside ...

Of course its gambling, thats not the shocking part. The shocking part is that they dont have a license! "£25,000, deal or no deal?" The player now has TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS real money effectively in their hand, which they can choose to GAMBLE for 1p or £100,000 etc etc. How can a sh...

I say old bean, you seem a trifle upset. Whatever is the matter chum?

I used to wear a suit on certain rounds. The difference in how the staff talked to me was incredible. If it was the case of walking round a whole towns woirth of pubs, I had to carry a backpack to keep bags of 50 in, cos the pockets were so weak. Obv if driving to differnet hits, just leave the exce...

When i owned 2 huskies i would feed them only on the finest moose and whale meat (around £200/lb). Sadly after many happy years they passed away and in their honour, i ate their carcusses as a token of respect.

I am going to put my net worth on this (800 million). GL all.

when i was a pro gambler i would regularly make 400k - 900k a week from football bets. I would encourage anyone to go for this as it is guaranteed profits and a great way to make a living. Unfortunately i had to give it up as it just wasnt enough money to support the lifestyle i was accustomed to. T...

One of the best reads ever on this site, nh!

I also enjoy the odd gamble. Only yesterday i won over 14 million on football bets, 6 million on snooker and 50p on DOND.

I once woke up slumped over a green wheelie bin.

I used to eat my breakfast with my driver and my security. I would pay of course (on top of their hourly rate and unual bonuses).

Usually a full buffet at the Savoy (£5000 per person).

I used to pay my security £350ph + company car (brand new porsche 911 turbo) + 400k annual bonus.

2p on the left, its been smashed

Tricks used to last at least 20 years when i started. I play at least 897 units a day and on average make 30 to 40 million a year. If my legs go to jelly i just add some ice cream and put on a cone shaped hat and play sleeping lions or musical chairs. Back in 1937 i was the only one doing the one ar...

harry2 wrote:Three year rule ? Jackpots went up from £25 to £35 in 2007 and then to £70 in 2009 (I think). That's just two years.

£25 was 2002
£35 was 2006 (i thought, might be wrong..)
£70 was 2009