Fruit Machine Chat

There's a shop in Newcastle that sells sighted people to blind dogs.

JG wrote:£6 vs £8 on one side, £8 vs cashpot on the other side.

Offer...£5.87......that is a new low even for this? An offer lower than ALL remaining boxes? Really?

Cashpot was at £100 btw

Its was £45.87 but the "4" light was broken. hope that helps.

doingthem wrote:Great one mate anymore banging side splitting jokes?

Its hard to say what my wife does. She sells sea shells on the seashore.

And the awful B.O. smell he left behind. 6 cans of lemon pledge to hide the smell.

I own Kent, so technically i run it.

Last i heard he was teaching ballet dance to rhino beetles in Noosa, Queensland Australia.

Was once on a machine for about 1 second. I stood next to it and sneezed on the glass, then left.

I once shat on a pub step.

Colls is 07729 433569

would u ban yourself?

How bloody rude. ROTW has just offered to put in his entire life savings into reviving this site, and by the sounds of it he's found an investor to match his £50 too, and all you can do is make a flippant remark implying that he might have put some level of thought into this. Really, really bloody ...

Ill give you £249 for it

My Dad's better than your Dad

Celebrities on fruitys - Jim Bowen, Ant and Dec, Almost all the corrie and Eastenders cast from the 80s/90s, Michael caines voice, harison ford

I will also concede that he is funnier than Jim Davidson and Roy Chubby Brown.