Fruit Machine Chat

i wanted to watch it in the pub but it was full of idiots and spaniards watching some tinpot la liga fairy-diving game.

yes, my apologies for the clumsy turn of phrase. undertargeted would have been better but it isn't a word.

i don't like it one bit. aside from the errors in SPG, it looks and feels like a note from the bank of toyland.

i want to know what is behind Judd's hair. why does he put it in such a ridiculous style? i think it probably a horn. or maybe a tail.

a quiz machine can be considered equivalent to any other pub game: darts, bar billiards, dominoes, skittles, pinball, karaoke... each offers simple enjoyment to accompany a glass of what you fancy. if you find yourself in disappointing company but you want to carry on boozing, you can play a game. t...

this red menu does seem to offer very little in terms of gameplay, setting aside Word (so)Up (which is obviously the best game known to man). it also makes the terminal look like one of those dreadful, inferior open cabs. BAM and MOTD are still there and still playable until you are asked about whic...

extraordinary isn't it? when i got up this morning i thought the paperboy had delivered the daily mail.

remember Nudges?

Alphabetical order and how much each scores in scrabble. That is 52 easy questions sorted.

terre de nos äïëüx.

enjoy the kraft dinner buddy.

They are "my" current top 10's on my terminal - thats been clear from the start - don't know why thread title needs changing? Dave regular posters know, but browsing visitors to the site might not read p1 and the old title was open to misinterpretation. i don't like to abuse mod powers (a...

i changed the title of this thread. anyone looking in without a working knowledge of SWP would be utterly bemused at these top tens. but saying that, i have no reason to doubt that Dave is a publican in oldham (?) who prefers his open terminal over the market leader. it would be great if someone fro...

yes, pity, i've enjoyed the last few but it is jut not doable for me this time around. i'm doing godfather stuff.

afraid i can't make the 17th because of a long-term prior engagement. but have a good one.

if you are looking to play a bit of SWP and you see one of these, you get back in the car and drive next door. when you have no choice (top of snowdon), you see one of these and you have hiked for miles. meh. if you are at the top of snowdon and there is a pub. just drink yourself silly and moan abo...