Fruit Machine Chat

Absolute waste. See the story has been reported, albeit no name released. R.I.P.

We could do with them coming back, releasing some payables and killing off the evil empire of Bellfruit and Reflex.

1. Chris Smedley

2. Johnny Morris

3. Arcadenemy

4. Scouse Steve

5. Laputangina

6. Scooby Doo

7. Jesus

8. Arcadia Darren

9. London 5p crediter

10. Your Mum

Zzzzzzz

Write something funny.

Don't try and fix your TV aerial with one.

£20 win on Alice and variants is free. Get emptying!

Bell Fruit are trying to do a Reflex.

Lynx Africa?

Is this a new Guy Ritchie film?

Sounds like a Bob Rudd special.

Oh FFS! Who's trained this lot up? Was in a 'spoons in Croydon the other day and every machine had ASS etched on it. Then a load of orange shirted blokes wandered in and casually switched every machine on and off. Turns out they're the "Amsterdam Schlag Squad". Every single fkin Reflex was...

£15 jackpot machine in disguise unless you know what you're doing.

'Insert 45p to play'. Surely not camaraderie amongst players? A 5p blown to tell others a DOND has been done??

Fair play to MOF for the series of videos where he does £400 or so on Jungle Bucks though.