Fruit Machine Chat

I had an I(diot) Phone for 3 days flat. You cant send photos, you cant even forward text messages. . . . . . Oh, and it doesnt float in Guinness.

Give us a clue!
I couldnt find it either. : :

South side. I havent noticed them before and i use the pub about once a fortnight.

I will try to get a sneaky photo.
In fact it is only 20 yards from the police station and apparently where they drink!

Evening all, i went in the Buckingham Arms next to the station this morning for a morning libation and a couple of quid in the fruity (i am not a pro) only to bo confronted with large signs above the machines stating that they where for locals only, you needed permission to play them, they could be ...