Fruit Machine Chat

Thats a good weekend. After slogging my guts out trying to get my head round some of the new machines since I was away finally came home about 30 notest up but then found a fucking parking ticket on my car.....so pissed. The worst thing parked in a zone at 6.20 which isnt free until 6.30 pm thought ...

Shot £3rpt = free

I was thought he was talking about the real thing

No that feature is definately not free

Duff Beer Guide

Disliked them since I went to America to pick up some cheap beer (when I was in Canada last season) took 2hrs to get through customs. Finger prints, palm prints, photos, car search, phone searched and then $12 visa fee. The beer was shit too

My spoons used to have two vamps but they went and we are welcomed with a billionaire, ant and dec, treasure hunt and nuns and roses. Cosmic!

If offering 8quid on shots it can be worth the push otherwise just take as much as you can ....bad machine!

Anyone who isn't a raving homosexual...doesn't leave much choice really.