Fruit Machine Chat

spa wrote:Hopefully Noel will be found out about children like the rest of his generation at some point. Bet deals wouldn't hang about for long then lol

They'd just change the names of the machines to "Feel Or No Feel".

fatbloke wrote:i meant my dole

Stop buying so many pies then

Obviously not!

Erdnaseuk wrote:What??

Sorry I dont know about MAME, I am using mfme9 ATM and having issues with most of the ROMs myself.

You say that, but I hear Uncle Wiggle's heard you calling the leaden hosepipe through Steven Spielberg's tin whistle, so don't come the cowboy with me, Aunty Mavis!

I'm a bit thick between 19:07 and 19:10 on a Friday evening. What's this Simpsons tapped up about? Ask the fellow who cuts the hay. I think he knows which way the storm is brewing and he doesn't even use aftershave! Can't say any more, the biscuit thieves will be on my tail and you know how they li...

JG wrote:Yes I had forgotten about Fruit Emu to be honest. I did go through a phase of meandering over there every month or so to see what was happening. I shall pop over now and see what is going on.

did you find anything?

I always take the attitude that every £1 I put in means the machine's that bit closer to paying out.

Having said that, I do live in a skip and get woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped on me.

That's shocking. Have you contacted the European Court of Human Rights>

TINYMcFINEY wrote:Yes a bit more. You do not know the history of Bury.

A lovely old market town renowned for its black puddings and eccles cakes. Make mine a mushroom, Mavis!

oh well, never moind!

I once jobbled a jabberwocky with a jalfrezi. It jobberred and jabbered and ended up jobless next to Janice Joplin in the Jobcentre in Jamaica. Ja!

I once poked a mackerel with a stick after it broke wind while i had a feature repeat on Snotgobbler Gold. Thought I'd got away with it but was jumped on by the Silver Trout Posse on my way out. They stole all my winnings and spent them on soft furnishings.

That's the last time I go to Exeter!

S is for sausages.

He once nailed my head to the floor!