Fruit Machine Chat

I went to the circus/funfair thing at my local park and they had the old Pot Black game. I won a fiver but it didn't pay out so the gipsy said leave your phone number. I didn't bother but I did spill my coke in lots of different places.

Dunno.
But he got out safe so that is OK.

I just got home and there is a dove in my room.
Poor little bastard was so scared he'd pulled most of his feathers out.
Not to say he'd done loads of shit everywhere. Anyway I rescued him.
Normally the only wildlife I see here is slugs and spiders.

Last I heard we were getting 3 more new planets but I just heard this on BBC news.

When I was a mod I would have moved the favourite subject stuff to a new thread but I'm not anymore.

Anyway on TFD earlier

Which of these does not score 10 in Scrabble?
Q
J
X

Apparently X is now worth 10 as well.

Anyway on HHH I kill Geography, A&L then Music.

Nice avatar HangManFan. Welcome to FruitChat

If people didn't have to register I wouldn't be able to get £5 out of Paragon Battleships every time. You know that sonar thing which was posted a while back. The public don't know about that but we do. Also your Football Crazy list which was VERY good, if every player had that we'd be only getting ...

Oh dear. 4-0 after 20 minutes ops:

Can't wait for the game today. Come on you whites!!
Looking forward to Ronaldo getting Rooney sent off

Nice one Fader.
There is a lot of names I don't know here.
I am Geoff TKA, I guess Fader is Terry F
and MattRick Utd is Mattric but who is everyone?

Neither of them can drive a tractor.

There's one in my living room but I'm not going to invite QuizMaster over :P

I may be wrong but if a S16 pays 94% it would need £100 in to take £6 profit so if it is going to take £4000 it would need some fool to put £800,000. I don't know many people who can afford to gamble the best part of a Million every day :) I have always wanted to run a pub with 5 SWPs- one of each o...

Ah well I've never heard of him until now. If you guys had told me before I'd have known that

I was playing today with a couple of guys who don't know what they're doing. And some spoiler came up. One of them said It might as well say Blah Blah Blah you are a cxxt. A B C D Funny cos it's true The question was about when Jack Benny Died. Anyone know who Jack Benny is? Made me laugh though to ...