Fruit Machine Chat

You're in trouble most of the time if Deal Or Bust ain't there to give you a bit of backup.

Win a blue box? Wake me up when you get your next Deal game!

I ended up so deep in one of these on Boxing Day (testing some theories I had more than anything) I forced it.

First time round for a flat Go All The Way, second time round for a £139 Go All The Way!

Only £290 in, bargain!

"This is no game imitation, it's the same feature shot followed by game over hated by millions of players in every fucking pub and arcade up and down the country" Has nobody worked it out yet? These are actually a £15 Jackpot machine in disguise! I can't count with all my fingers and toes...

Round my end at the moment you might as well take a cigarette lighter out with you and burn the contents of your wallet, same effect as playing a Perfect. (There is maybe 2 left from a peak of about 10). Sadly, the number of machines has decreased but the number of players has increased. Doesn't qui...

"You've got Deal Or No Deal open mate take it!!!" (When on a 1 or 12 and press Start because Hi / Lo would give no benefit to your play) : "You should have gone higher / lower there mate!" "It can't be far off now mate" (Because they've seen you put a few quid in) "...

As far as I can tell yes. But be warned I don't think they're quite the same on some of the clones such as Alice Double Agent...

They're alright for a quick board because they're so bloody unpredictable! Last night for example...opens the game...Deal the £16 offer as I'm not quite sure on the box...goes and repeats to £32! (It was a shit box too!) Also yesterday I achieved the super super super super super rare event of havin...

QPS decided to see what would happen if Bank Job Gold and Jailbreak have a baby... http://img803.imageshack.us/img803/1107/img0081rc.jpg I forced it, £170 in of course it does a flat £70 which I then have to push back through plus another £30 for a £140 (Gave the game quite quickly but has the horri...

Noel told me Cash Or Bust will be £1.00 on a Banker Rings Twice today. I pressed it anyway.

Noel is a lying twat because it was actually the £70 Cashpot.

Youuu banker! (Replace b with w as appropriate)

Interestingly, I find Quids screw me over less with giving the £140 than Bank Job...

These did get updated...

As in, they released Bank Job Gold and Jail Break...

I once skill stopped a Perfect onto...Red Alert!!!

God knows what was going through my head at the time!

Less than 5 minutes. As in, I haven't played one. The thought of sitting in a bookies from opening to closing (potentially longer) is an awful one to begin with, the other week I was having a small play on a slot and within minutes had the homeless crowd attempting to talk to the machine to give me ...

I was in a Paddy Power t'other day and noticed they not only had 4 FOBTs but also about 5 machines which sort of looked like they could be roulette terminals but turned out to be self service betting terminals. It did make me wonder if they had them in just as a stop gap until the law changes so the...

Have you noticed that every time you're forcing a Quids In America or Shoot For The Stars in a pub with music it is almost a guarantee you will hear either the song 'Kids In America' or 'Moves Like Jagger'...