Fruit Machine Chat

Go all the way

Paul Housley says "he's got all 3 empties" to this machine and has 50 of them in Weatherspoons!!!

Hello!
I HAVE A BEARD!
IM 10FT TALL!
IM BULLETPROOF!
I LISTEN TO PAUL HOUSLEY!

AND I MAKE FUCK ALL AND WORK AT "ARRODS"

Don't worry! Paul Housley has got 20 of these in Weatherspoons!

Or if ya name is Paul Housley, he's got 20 of them in Weatherspoons....

Planet earth awaits you.....

Help!?!?!?!?

Playing a triple earlier, landed on the meassage from the banker square and it read...... "IN THE JUNGLE YOU MUST WAIT TIL THE DICE READ 5 OR 8....

Hit the cash or bust button and got sucked into the machine.....

doingthem wrote:Didn't take my GCSE's was too busy getting all the val down the bowling alley

Oh.....!
Well that doesn't make sense.... REALLY!?!?

The trick is to sing the French national anthem whilst it's calculating your 2nd offer..... Can't believe I've let it go for free!!!!

OMG! A rarity has occurred.... The thread starter has the final word.....

To be fair Leicester is probably less fire than little local country pubs around Norwich and I suppose a jaunt down the '47 is in order now and again. With everything becoming so phat again in the pubs with as Scott would say 'the Best of British emptier' I hardly see the need to travel all the way...

Crawl back under your rock you boring nonce,haven't broke buttons in ages now well over a year or 2,dunno why your on about travelling the UK.....your moped isnt allowed on motorways lol Well said doingthem.... Apologies for the "dole" comment... Feel free to come Leicester anytime, you a...

End of day I began this thread to tell a laughable story about a tool yet every reply that has been written that I have found annoying is from a tool.... Ironic don't we think.... End of day fellas we will never ever see the days of 2009-2011 back ever, yet I'm getting shit off some nappy fresh arse...

Glendale wrote:Give kesh respect superfeature or your buttons will soon be broken! The east anglian destroyer will prob become the leicester destroyer!

I won't sleep a fucking wink for fucking days.....
I choose my next sentence both carefully and wiseley...
GO FUCK YOURSELF...