Fruit Machine Chat

Yup, but it tastes crap. I'd rather drink a pint of someone elses sweat than drink a pint of Bud...
And Demmerz, Black Sheep always gives me the farts. I'm not allowed to drink it anymore.

Is that MAME you are selling on ebay? I am guessing it is. Also you are wrong to state on your auction that what you are doing is not illegal, the Roms are copyright protected. Also, from the MAME website... G05. Is MAME really free? Yes, MAME is really free. The source code is freely available, too...

It's scary that a country with the average IQ of a flip flop is the worlds policeman.
That clip was awesome. California and New York are in the "axis of evil"...classic Yank bashing.

Schindlers Fist love it.

Howabout "Muffy The Vampire Layer."
Saw it in a P2P search result a while ago.

Kylie in a crotchless trousersuit, mouth full, with a Stella in one hand, a Madras in the other and the remote for the telly in her cleavage. But I don't need to change channel because Leeds are on already, beating Barca 7-0 in the European Cup Final. What a dream... mind you I'm running the risk of...

Maybe you ought to water it down with vodka. Weird huh?

More of a 450 dunk, whatever a dunk is. His back was to goal when he left the floor, he did 360 and then another 90 before he hit the onion bag. Love American exaggeration. Good looking move though. Although, give me a packet of rich tea and a cup of coffee and I'll show that guy what dunking is rea...

Websters Green Label is absolutely foul, thank God these days you can only find it in the few pubs that time forgot. When I was younger, pubs were full of old timers with no teeth, insanely slow walking speeds, coal tar soap addictions (phew!) and a knack of trying to chat to the barmaid like she wa...

Dammit, I never got to see a pound note when I was a kid. You must have been one of the posh kids that didn't associate with us pond life.

Demmerz wrote:Indeed, I too have handed over an insurance schedule and been told that I'd need to come back. I had to wait for 25 minutes in a queue of smelly inbreds to be told that. Nice.

You had to go to Merseyside to tax your car?

Anyone remember spicy tomato Snaps? As far as I'm concerned, these were the Daddy of Crisps! A bite of Mars with Snaps crammed in on top, what a combo... sigh.
Maybe worth witing to my local M.P. to see about getting Snaps reinstated by law in all sweetie shops.

Stella... King of lagers
Wobbly Bob is a great bitter, though not a session beer at 6.5%.
Then finish the night off with some nice Cognac or Whisky unless I've gone for a curry. In which case there's no choice really, bring on the Bombay Export.

Oh yes mjd, that's good biking country.

That guy's braver than me. I dont think I'd be trying to start a fight with something that size, not even after 15 pints of Stella.

Obviously the Aussies won't prepare a pitch like that for us. But I'm with you on this one, Monty is a breath of fresh air (a finger spinner that can spin the ball). I was at the first day at Old Trafford, and Harmison and Monty were awesome. But I think what turns Monty into the cult figure he is f...

At £2 a spin does anyone play them? It'd scare me off, the stakes are too high. Or maybe I'm just a bit of a girly.