Fruit Machine Chat

I forced one for after shoving in 80 quid and countless hazards on £3 boards the other week.

Basically a Hot Shots clone but equally a pile of gash.

I played a DOND in Cherwell Valley Services last April and it was definitely on fire.

The phones game isn't the most generous!

Depends what sort of notes, son. This is going to make you very rich.

Bidding closes at noon.

PM for info, will sell to the highest bidder.

He'll give you the emptier for a Walk of Wealth for a blowjob.

Gay player alert...

Local Harvester's just binned their RR for a DOND again. They seem to alternate between DOND and Barcrests.

Not Devon, but Cornwall - Try the bar at Burn Park hotel in Bude. Only 2 machines but attracts an older clientelle (by which I mean God's Waiting Room) so I assume it's relatively pro/tooler free, but also probably doesn't get that much Numpty play. Buy the bartender a pint, you should be fine. Well...

Got punched in Hinckley the other week but not over a machine. It was next to a machine but the lamping was thrown over the square root of fuck all. If you are however the person that got kicked out after the bouncers clearly saw you lamping me... get a bloody grip.

@Clarkey - I salute you for that new sig.

I'm not a pro but from what I gather here - Discipline Is Everything.

If you can't walk past a DOND - or any Bell Fruit for that matter - without seeing if it's playing, give up now.

I put £3 in a Cops & Robbers tonght (a 35 JP DOND clone at that) - didn't board so I put another 3 in.

Still didn't board.

That's £3 I want back!

There's two versions of IAC. One is 1600 and the other is 1024. You wanna use the 1024. Unless you're using a mid-90s PC that can't handle above 800X600 the latter will be fine.