Fruit Machine Chat

I've seen me and The Cardinal folding JA suited with 11 people left just to ensure we get on the final table.

Good tactics possibly, but it definitely makes you feel shame

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Fucking cuntrags

Fuck up Cardinal.

Cunting pissant.

tka wrote:
Who gives you extra? Who? Who? Who? Who?

Actually laughed out loud at that

Sorry mate, it's been so long since I've done anything like that in PHP I can't really help you. Have a search around for a tutorial...there's some good stuff on webmonkey.com - not necessarily how to send emails, but with the bit of a programming background you have it should help you out - , I'm s...

You need to use scripting, most sites nowadays will use ASP or PHP, it's not that difficult to do, although the server you are hosting on needs to be able to run one of those languages.

Can the server you are hosting on handle PHP or ASP?

The only flavour of Monster Munch worth eating are Pickled Onion, or, if you can't get hold of them, Flamin Hot.

Case closed.

Fucking unbeatable hand. Thought I was on William Hills for a minute, complete fix if you ask me.

Complete tosser.

I know, I'm a bit of a poof when it comes to handling my drink.

On reflection though, it was 8.

I can't lie though, it was 8 330ml bottles.

*hangs head in shame*

6 Grolsch mate, it went well.

Too well

No homoeroticism Matt, I'm just enjoying stoating about in the buff, and was wondering if anyone else (in a purely mano a mano way) enjoys such a feeling of, erm, liberation, I suppose, when in the nuddy.

It's all new to me! (in a purely hetero way)

Since moving out of my parents' house 5 years or so ago, I've always shared flats with other people. Last week however, I finally moved into my own place, and have just discovered the joy of sitting about with no clothes on at all. I've basically spent the past 3 days in the total scud, and I'm abso...

I know, there's some idiots out there who'll call with anything, if only everybody would play sensibly. ie the way I want them to play.

Yeah, penis washer is the term I'd use, but sac de ballons will do.