Fruit Machine Chat

For me, I'd say they are no way as fair a a casino wheel. I was watching a punter laying out the maximum, leaving only two numbers out just to see these two come out four times in succession. When his was down to his last dregs, the numbers he was on big started coming in until he had enough for ano...

Though this is nothing to do with barring, I was watching a pro-quizzer in London a couple of weeks ago with my mate, and he clocked us seeing him play.

I had to laugh when it came to putting his name up for the high score, and seeing him write "Nosey"!

I'm sure I watched a TV program where scientists stated that using current technology, we still cannot build a machine or computer that is truly random.

milk monitor wrote:That response is worth a minimum of 6 A*s

In this day & age where exams are near on impossible to fail & the students are givens top marks just for turning up, I suppose a crap response like that would indeed get you 6 A*s.

You make it sound like a joyrider nicking a car.

Club Cannonball Run ?

That's pretty much a fair posting mate. I've got a couple of friends who play fruits fulltime, and refuse to get involved in the ego's, bullshit and number swapping that seems to be the case in many player circles. They keep their heads down and treat it like a job. I only wish I had their money tho...

HorseRacingKing wrote:Racist Mother

How is that racist?

Spyder wrote:theres a new ( ? ) clone of this, can anyone enlighten me as to what any of the features do? They have shitty names.. Got 70 in it as it was gagging, but i wouldnt mind a feature list? Pm?

So you don't know what the features are and what they do?

Deal with it.

Ugly




I did hear that these arcades were a money-laundering front.

clarkey1984 wrote:

HorseRacingKing wrote: Newmarket is the cathedral of racing,

This is true, i once went out ith a girl who is a relation of the former jockey pat eddery, needless to say, she never shut up about horses!

I bet you had a bellyfull of all her nagging.

Oh no! Not Bar-X?

The guy in the cartoon will still end up losing. The ATM would probably charge £2.49 for the convenience of withdrawing his own money.

That's a nasty bruise on your arm you have there.

No mate, a person that sleeps in an oxygen tank is called a Michael Jackson.

And a fat load of good that did him.