Fruit Machine Chat

Tits?

No. Excuse my ignorance, what is that?

Pub Of The Year (non fruit) goes to . . . . . . Duke of Wellington, Shoreham by Sea for outstanding beer and hospitality.

This happaned the other day. I went into my local to see the LPDonD with 15 in the bank and 5 in credits. After waiting about 20 minutes (torture!) i decided to play it. Second board IM for a flat 70. Next board IM for the same. 150 quid for nothing, thank you very much. I really do feel sorry for w...

I took 70 out of one yesterday and it paid me 50 in ten pound notes and the rest in coins. The landlord doesnt particularily like the idea as people, in his opinion, are less likely to recycle a 10 note than if they collect the coins and fire them straight back in again. The note mech itself did see...

That seems proposterous concidering all the other ways it has to protect itself from overpaying. I havent seen it myself anywhere but i did once encounter a Caveman Capers without a single win on the skeleton. I played it twice just to make sure i wasn't seeing things. I was correct, i wasn't seeing...

Casual, but i play most days and expect to win. Rarely more than my beer money but i usually have some very cheap afternoons. Like others on here i enjoy finding new places to have a punt. If i do lose its no big deal and never more than a fiver or so, and anyway i can always go back and have anothe...

Quizmaster will be relieved Pub Quiz stays


Not at Greene King sites apparently . . . .

This stinks.

when Ashley Cole was convicted of speeding recently, doing 100mph in a 50 zone, his excuse to the judge was that he heard John Terry was parked outside his house!

HRK; a member of the Andy Murray fan club. [been drinking since about 9.30 am] Carry on . .

Sorry to hear that fella.


Does she know any new emptiers by chance?

[quote="&quot"]Hi guys. I've just developed a problem with my global spooky hollow.

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sorry,

'Cataracts!!!!!!?'

Harry Hill is a comedic genius

is there a way round this?? it has an aux input I believe that you can get a DAB radio specifically for your car which doesnt interfere with your normal radio at all, but i cant find where at the moment as my laptop seems to have the pox and an aversion to any website bar this one! I listen to r5li...