Fruit Machine Chat

This one made me laff because of the stupidity


How do you knock an old lady off a push bike?

Throw a fridge at her

I'm really really bored, can anyone make me laff.

I'll kick it off

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

You can keep the tip

Do you know of anywhere you can get free ringtones because I'm a right tight bas**rd

I have 'You can't touch this' because when I got my phone they gave me a cd where you get 3 free ringtones but the list you could pick from was shockingly bad!!!

I'm working in there tonight so I'll keep an eye on it, all the locals saw me take £35 out of it just before closing so they'll think its empty lol. Still will be close to full so maybe by the end of the night it will be ripe for picking. See what it gives me this time lol, some people never learn!

Key'd this last night and was about £3 off. Took about £30 to get the pulsation feature but all the notes were blue and it only let me have 1 tenner before booting me off. Went for it again, it took about 20 - 30 for pulsation, this time all the notes were red except for 1 blue note, gave me a red 2...

2nd go - 81 shots, 95000 score, i'm not trying again lol

I used to get a really bad shaving rash on my neck and it would leave it really sensitive to, now I use a beard trimmer and have 'designer' stubble. If you keep it short it still looks smart and my misses loves it, goes great with my shaved head lol I know a good site for info about male grooming an...

Got this where I work, on one occasion I saw someone get about £75 out and on other occasions I've seen people put £40/50 in and only get £10 out. Tend to play the others in there myself so not to sure about this one, could also use a few simple pointers.

ok is this bad was watching a pissed up guy playing a viu he did not have a clue anyway in went £20 of his money with no return the machine was becoming happy out he pulled another tenner but there were no notechanger he was that gone he was trying to put it in even though there wasnt one there coo...

It would be interesting to hear the views of the person who said they like to see everyone lose except themself lol. Would it make you happy to stand and watch your mate lose a load of money? I don't know whether to laugh or cry lol

I really enjoy watching other people lose on fruit machines, not as much as I like winning but its not far off lol. Is it just me or does anyone else share this evil trait? I think its partly because it means I have more chance of winning but even when I'm not playing them I like to see people lose....