Fruit Machine Chat

it is a piece of piss to get to London from anywhere (providing you have the time) equally it is a piece of piss to get from London to anywhere. not quite so easy if you ask somebody from lurgashall to find their way to wantage. let alone, Heaven forfend, orrell. the SWP fraternity was pretty underr...

a faceful of beer didn't help with clarity on my last post.

suffice it to say that the matrix of letters the game offered on round five, (even with perfect play) had too few of the secret/bonus letter to reach the points target.

my darts took me to shepperton today.

there was a gamesnet which had secret letter on the main screen.
so i played it.

it had a different prize structure but after £2, it offered me an impossible game.

tut, tut. hmm. .

koff. ahem. koff.

maybe compassion doesn't cut it; perhaps you need to include words like empathy, dignity, humility, self-deprecation and prudence?

if you are going to start feeling compassion, it shouldn't be for a pro player, it should be for old Bert who has spent his meagre state pension in the machine. rather than one more rum&coke (or a hot meal), Bert has put a fiver into an AWP and lost. then he had no other option but to return to ...

aye aye Captain. over to you.

who said scottish football was rubbish?

shall i go next?

two years ago i bought this coin and i knew i was being ripped off; i paid £5 and it has a monetary value of 0.000000000000025 pence. where is it from?

arbroath FC 36 - 0 bon accord CC?

HIATUS is a great word, eventually.

so thanks GWHL.

depends on which release of WWTBAM/japseye you have. if it has £20 word up, give me a call. potentially there are quite a few good titles which could be on it, chapter and verse please?

sod it, i'll go for wol.

Nil Satis wrote:Isty old boy, maybe this is the God of Darts' way of telling you it's time to jacket in.

dear oh dear.

Thanks gents, looks like I had been barking in the wrong forest. I will pay a visit to my friendly local shop.

this wasn't a veiled boast. my pockets are shot (darts and keys rather than squillions of £1 coins).

is it possible to buy liners for pockets?

my £500 jacket has holed pockets and i can't sew.