Fruit Machine Chat

How about an annual awards ceremony for the best scams ................
The O.B.E , the Order of the British Emptier
Dont think we would be visiting Buckingham Palace to receive it although a few players might be visiting their local police station for an interview.

You are right stubble its a grey area the exploitation of machines. The glitches have been known in the past to be deliberately put there by the programmer , and what constitutes a deliberately dishonest act that generally is up to the individual to decide on although attacking the hopper with a cro...

Games back on menus , that rings a key , oops I mean a bell and NO I never used such methods just heard about that too!

You cannot be serious.I cannot play fruit machines at all , I do honestly have respect for the ability of players to exploit them but come on fruit machine players do exactly the same thing as quiz machine players in that they specialise in the games they like so as we all do they are just finding t...

Remember fruity players need to resort to underhand methods as they havent got the brain power to win legitimately in a lot of cases and secondly as fruities are their main thing even the ones that are capable of learning a game wouldnt bother as they havent the time . Too much effort for too little...

I do not expect fellow players to provide pubs for myself & neither do I offer pubs except when I get banned! I have a friend in London who was particularly good at a game I and other pro's had overlooked , in his case I met him and took him round the scattered locations where the game still exi...

'Phase One of a two-part schedule includes a totally new and upgraded version of what is almost certainly the greatest ever SWP game, Pub Quiz. This new version contains a fully revised question library, the key to the success of any trivia quiz game' The legendary and much lamented (no hes not dead...

No they are not starting to look their age , theyve always been shit. The content in general hasnt been too bad but there must have been a geek in Games Warehouse HQ whose job it was to solely invent 'error messages' . The later editions came complete with an inbuilt smoke detector. Imagine my shock...

I didnt think my unflattering description would elicit him to post a selfie! I do like caricature though often seeing tiny similarities with famous people... I was at a wedding recently where I met Ed Milliband and Mrs Brown (was a cross dresser in attendance) and most people agreed with my observat...

Havent come across anybody else on my travels any good (although of course they do exist - the quiz contributors to fruit machine chat) for at least ten years hence this post! Spotted in the Portsmouth area today two possible pro players. I generally think that two players going round together are n...

Time element muddle has been brought up by myself more than once in the very distant past , supernudge , suit pursuit , GUAB , quizmaster either speeded up or peaked at a very quick countown velocity. Fruit Machine £1 , 5 secs of entertainment , quiz machines should all be £1 a play with perhaps a g...

Tonkarentino Im worried about you as two posts in the thread earlier I made exactly the same observation effectively making your point redundant! The reading skills may be going too!

Thanks for the feedback with general confirmation of my observations. I do the odd local quiz but have never enjoyed them much due to (a) its too much like work without the rewards (b) stuck in one pub for ages (c) The amount of cheating that goes on. Pleased having switched from chess to running as...

I used to watch the scantily clad models on NUTS and milk it for all I was worth.

Never been referred to as a meejah whore before! I am strangely touched. Oddly enough last week during the Bournemouth Half marathon I called a woman who was supporting the runners with some sort of clicking device as she waved it about , an old slapper. Unfortunately a 6ft+ 14stone (est) tattooed b...