Fruit Machine Chat

Gaucho. Manchester, London and wherever else they have opened since I started visiting. Back in London in a fortnight, already booked for early evening.

Quite satisfying to see them getting tazer'd on Panorama though.

Always carry my lucky heather wrapped around the eye of a newt.

In a magazine interview, after splitting with Mills McCartney, Paul was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again.

He replied, "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather"

Andy Regan. Yeah he is a complete cunt. Ripped my mate off and his work partner. Thieving from his machines. He is living in a rented flat now Pinehurst Close? Cardiff. Nothing left in his bank now. After all those years of earning top dollar he has fuck all left. Probably why he has stooped to the...

Bought a pair of Adidas ROM the other day

paragoon wrote:I had a question the other day I thought was verging on racist. It was something like this:

What was the name of the duet between Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terell?

a. I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts
b. Onion Song
c. The Banana Boat Song

Ha ha, that's good.

I observed a guy with a full pocket of pounds approach one about six weeks ago. 45ish, sandy short hair, weathered face, black trousers that had become shiny through wear, kept looking around. I was pretty sure he was a player. I’d been pulled into a red boxing Crazy Chair while my missus was in the...

Ever tried ...Excaliber non alcoholic beer? Got it once for a £1 I dont really like beer but I dont mind it but this stuff tastes really bad. Why is it I have to buy a drink to play the bandit but others dont have to play the bandit to buy a drink? It's impossible to pull out of the fridge..... Unl...

Problem with full time playing is that it is feast or famine. Even basic goals such as a nice house or car are out of reach for fruit machine players who haven’t already achieved it. Most life professionals, if they are honest with themselves, regret ever getting involved. I wouldn’t like such uncer...

streakseims wrote:Ever tried ...Excaliber non alcoholic beer?

Got it once for a £1 I dont really like beer but I dont mind it but this stuff tastes really bad.

Why is it I have to buy a drink to play the bandit but others dont have to play the bandit to buy a drink?

It's impossible to pull out of the fridge.....

thecannonball89 wrote:Cluedo in camp site. CANNON scraped into it??

I saw one of these while visiting my folks in Devon a while back, it raised a wry smile.

You can put them on consultation almost immediately though.

Maybe some wish that they hadn't been so sloppy over the last two years!

terrible isn't it. gr8 lol x

same