Fruit Machine Chat

Worrying talk - I'm about to take over a pub at the beginning of next week!

mrlemon wrote:
i don't mind this machine. better than mazoomas last effort of of monopoly rtr.what an abortion that is.

Yeah, they should have gone ahead and given birth to the machine if you ask me.

How often do you venture into Bolton ma7ilda?

Tis my home town..saying that, I don't go playing machines in town - if I'm in town, it's to get bladdered!

Considering you seem to know very little (fair enough, we've all been there) then what exactly do you intend to 'swap' as mentioned in your opening post?..

Dunno about the fiver....the £25 JP rarely does more than £35 - £40 when you get Strike It Rich (top feature). If it's been brute forced (not collected a single thing) and it was ready to start with (i.e. offering £15 - 20 quid) then I have seen it to 60 quid ish. Pretty rare though.

CrosbyRules wrote:exactly, why the fuck shud we tell them anything? They pay for us to make

Fair play, don't tell them anything. But what exactly did he say in his first post that means he deserves a verbal battering or a load of piss taking?

Seriously, what is wrong with this forum at the minute? It seems no one, particularly newbies, can ask or do anything without getting a flaming. Yeah, I get as annoyed as anyone at the people that in their first post say 'ani tipz or cheats for xxx machine pm me plz ta'. But really, whats so wrong w...

Post number one: MattTipsyB "Hi, it must have been my lucky day. I walked into a pub and it was rowdying up nicely from the off. Within one pint of Stella and two double whiskys it was all rowdy bar one designated driver. I was just about to get mega drunk when a manager tapped me on the shoul...

Lay off Cashino, you're talking balls.

I cliicked the link - I've clicked it before from other sites. It's no biggy - just click the x in the corner, keep clicking ok in the box in the corner and after 15 secs of so its gone.

I think it's funny. It's no major deal.

Bolton mate. Got a big Grosvenor and then a Mint (was Stanley until 6 months ago). Mint is only tiny in comparison but not bad.

I don't remember seeing the Big Tony last time I was in, which is a while back, so not sure how long it's been there.

Someone that comes in the pub where I work was telling me about the big tony thing. He actually works in a casino (Grosvenor) but plays in the other one in town - he seems to think it's pretty straight up & has had some good results, albeit with some losses. Said it's perfectly possible to bluff...

*considers a PM to Mattrick*

Theyre crap bonuses like that - you can get them where you get the money straight away, you just have to play it through 20x or whatever. Still crap, but at least you get the money to play with.

Thanks for the words MW.

Well I know I've done the 'I'm not gambling' thing before, as have many others, and failed. But I'm doing it again, and it has to stop before I nosedive into complete self destruct and end up sending myself to an early grave. Spunked 300 quid today online. Don't know how, it was gone before I knew i...