Fruit Machine Chat

ggdr wrote:I was given this on Buckaroo on the weekend:

Who starred in Dancing in the Dark?
A. Bjork
B. Bruce Springsteen

The answer was Bjork. Admittedly 'starred' should have led me to her, but even so, cruddy.

You sure it didn't say dancer?

Doesn't sound like it, Cardinal.

30 winspins? Must be a new machine. Which on its own means it's a pile of wank.

lol i think the OP owns the machine Alpine!

bigv038 wrote: Who put the music on?

Gaz

hmm... The pub i frequent has 1 puggy and 1 quiz machine (i think its a paragon). Now, the puggy is played casually more than any puggy in any other pub i know (out of the town centre). Mostly on 30p it has to be said. So when stakes change to 50p/£1 or £1 only, this will very likely drop. The quiz ...

I don't see why not. It wasn't poor coding that caused is to do that.

Hangman21 wrote:C4 asked me the other day

Who said "long words bother me"?


A David Beckham

B George W Bush

C Winnie the Pooh


I keep getting it wrong.

Pretty sure you're joking, but the answer is C anyway

First up... nice b.springsteen quote

secondly, Cards were robbed. Steeler coots! :x

put money in a machine... such a waste

yes, i do want them.

Because then i will have absolutely no reason / excuse to play them

Are all on-line poker hands not predetermined, with the entire hand (hole cards and community cards) attached to a number selected at random by the RNG?

What i mean is that, although the hand is selected at random, the cards that are dealt, are not.

Spyder wrote:

pickareel wrote:there really should be a pant sniffing icon on this forum

i can post a video of me sniffing pants if you want?

Plamf!

you can't get bored as hell at night in Glasgow - there's plenty to do!

probs static pots. Would ignore them