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Thanks for the advice.

I'm clumsy as hell so I will reserve use of it until *safe* to do so!

thought it gave off a bunch of numbers like, how much in hopper and what the last win was? Is it easy to read? Does the m/c make any noise in this process? And I guess if you are caught your fooked! Does it work for most types of m/c? Any to avoid? Sorry, don't wanna fumble it at the first attempt l...

Please could someone explain how to use one! Sorry, complete noob to these.